Do all men think alike? Power can be derived from sexual organs

It comes as no great surprise to anyone interested in the human condition that all people desire power. In some shape, form or any other fashion, a person is nearly obligated in a way to seek power.

Maybe to some, the quest for power takes a unique form, or perhaps to someone else, a more subtle form. The form I am speaking of involves, in essence, two things: the penis and the vagina.

Aspirations for power are merely derivatives of the physical part of the body known as the genitals. This is something that I like to call penis power, and of course, vagina power as well.

It's very simple. You take a group of males and a group of females and place them in a small room and watch the struggle for dominance unfold.

It can almost be felt in the air around you as the different parties try to become "lead penis."?

There is a grand need for attention instilled in most individuals, and they will use their genital power in its entire arsenal. It is specifically apparent among males and easily seen when there are two or more men in a group with several women.

The only complication is that some people are more in need of attention than others, or at least more driven to attain the focus of all the members of the group.

The man who is most ambitious with his penis power will conduct himself in a certain way to be noticed.

For example, a few weeks ago I found myself in a room with two guys and five girls.

One of the other guys and I did not require the amount of attention, nor did we possess the amount of penis power as the third man. I observed the latter closely and found that when either of us were speaking, he specifically did not listen.

Instead of listening, he would walk around, pick up objects or move around in a very grotesque, worm-like fashion.

My favorite thing that he did while someone else would talk was that he would periodically lift up his shirt, expose the lower portion of his stomach and play with his belly button.

It is important to realize that a man's thirst for penis power does not necessarily reflect the size and/or make of his penis, just the effect that he allows his penis to have on his mind.

All us men let our penis control varying fractions of our thoughts. Certain desires and impulses exist because of our penis, but how much do we really let that control us? There is no stagnant line that measures the level of penis power for all men, but by observing actions and decisions, instead of empty words, it will be a smoother process in exposing a person's power lust.

In the college environment, people will try to create a genital lordship over the people around them. Everyone likes an ego boost, and getting people to tack on another piece of self-esteem to you is not always that difficult.

For individuals, like myself, who perhaps are not very loud or well-spoken, a more subtle power quest is necessary. The term "pity penis" comes to mind as there are certain things a person can say to others in order to get attention.

It's much like the term "pity party," but that in itself does not due the action justice because the compliments and reassurances that follow a pity penis comment are for your ego.

And as we know with males, a huge part of our ego is connected directly to our penis. Of course, men are not the only ones competing in the genital ring for all the domination.

Women have vagina power just as men have penis power. However, as usual, women are much more graceful, in most cases, with their vagina power than men are with their penis power. Women never resort to a "measuring contest"? with their privates as men so often do.

Instead they use a technique called guilt to suck all the power in the room with their vagina. Incidentally, they also use pity, and then they will combine the two for quite the turbulent effect. Women use their "guilt vaginas" to entrap men in a void of entangling and confusing emotions, causing intense distress at times. Some females also seem to achieve certain "vaginal supremacy" with members of the same sex who are their "friends."?

Some women, truth be told, define themselves by the people they are around. The female with the most vagina power or the stronger sense of self, will become the "leader" of the group.

It is imperative that everyone sees that there is no way to apply this to all individuals.

But it is evident to me that everyone does indeed have a craving for at least a shred of genital power over another. It may not be right, but it is true. Perhaps there is only one person in your life that you overpower with your increasing genital tyranny.

Now, some people may think I am a pessimist and a cynic. That is not entirely true, for most of my pessimistic rants are partly, and at other times wholly, in jest. I may be cynical, but I still harbor an undying love for mankind.

I may not like all those that I meet, and much of that will be decided by their penis power output. I feel it is important that we strive to live in genital accord with one another instead of genital contest.